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WEEK THIRTEEN…..(& phone sex)

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Today the last place Rams (2-9)

Visit the first place 49ers (9-2)

It is a showdown of a sort….
With the division pretty much decided, the Rams, will be playing for pride alone.
This could make any team dangerous.
And three of the next four games are against division opponents
Potential grudge matches abound!
OH MY!

YingYing is looking anxious…

After all, it is WEEK 13
Visions of ttriskaidekaphobia dance in my head
Anything could happen to any team anywhere!

Let’s just take our minds off of football for a moment…

Now don’t we all feel better?
I know I do.
And the Pervert Brothers not only feel better.
They feel harder where it counts.
YingYing will be watching this game very closely…

(to be continued)

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Phone Sex Fantasies With BBW Sable…

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

So you want it nasty, huh, sweetheart? Well, I can tell you like this. They don’t come a whole lot nastier than this BBW phone sex cougar!
That’s right, honey. There’s very little this mature phone sex lady hasn’t already tried. All those things you fantasize about but have never had the balls to try? I’ve done them, and I loved them. And now I wanna show them to you.
Why not come and tell me what your fantasies are? Bet you’ve never talked to anyone who’s ever lived them out before, have you?
It doesn’t really even matter what it is. Wanna be dominated? Step right up and let Mrs. Joanne take control. Wanna  roleplay ? That can be easily arranged for you, too.
All you’ve got to do is pick up that phone and call your favorite BBW  right now.

                Sable…1 888 885 8006

 

 

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2 girl calls- phone sex 866-777-7211

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

sometimes i just sit around fucking myself  thinking about doing a hot 3 way call with patty.. she is one hot sexy bitch. and jenna love to fuck and suck.

I want to fuck and eat pussy.. do you want to listen to us cum?  if so call me

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Mutual Masturbation

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Masturbation is a good form or stress relief. It’s clean, safe and disease free. It’s just you and me touching and caressing each other’s sexual parts. Feeling good in a safe, clean environment. I’ll stroke your cock with my fingertips and fingers, if you play with my pussy and clit. I’ll put nipple clamps on you as I caress your sweet pucker hole with my finger. Sliding it in and out as you jerk your cock. I’ll caress your balls  at the same time. I’ll guide you to an explosive orgasm hot and creamy. Call Nicola for some good masturbating fun (888)284-2119

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Mommy Best Lover!!

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Before you got home from school I laid across your bed, reaching into my panties I fingered my slippery slit while thinking about how much I ached to feel your tongue pressing against my crevice. Closing my eyes it was like you were already home, standing there, breathing hard with your cock in your hand and waiting for me to give you permission to eat my hot cunt! Your body is so warm and young. Your cock so hard and eager I can’t help but feel that tingling between my legs, telling me that my juices are flowing. Your inexperienced fingers explore my hard nipples, clumsily manipulating them with such a sweet arousal. Reach further downward, that’s it, feel the heat penetrating from my swollen mound, touch my wetness and lubricate your fingers, now rub my clit in those small, sensual circles that I taught you. When you get home, bring Mommy your hard cock! You are going to be Mommy’s best lover.


Patty

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Our Little Secret

Monday, March 21st, 2011

I know you have been peeking in granny’s bedroom door for quite some time. And, I am sure that you know that I know. It’s been our little secret, right baby? I am always sure to give you a good little show. I know what you like. After I remove my bra, I bend over toward the door and let you see ganny’s big hanging titties. I slowly move my shoulders from side to side, letting them sway, just for you. I hear a slight muffled moan. I know you are stroking that sweet young cock and that makes ganny SO wet! I lay back on the bed and spread for you so you can get a good look at granny’s wet hair pussy. I pull up my knees and just point it toward the door for a couple of minutes, giving you plenty of time. Tonight you are in for a surprise. MMMM…what happens next? Let’s imagine together. Call Granny April for nasty GILF phonesex..

April Granny

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Jillian’s First Steps

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

There is a young man at work who really enjoys talking with me about his wife, Jillian, and their sex life. Since I am quite a bit older than he is I think he assumes that I am experienced in the bedroom. He recently told me that Jillian had never had sex with a woman, but that they have talked about it. He said that the idea really excites him, but he was not sure how to get his wife to agree to play out their fantasy in real life. I told him that he should not give her a choice in the matter and to just set the scene to make things happen. Lots of drinks don’t hurt either. Since we have socialized many times together I suggested that they come for dinner Saturday night. I wore a short little dress. It was very low cut and when I bent over, just a little, I am sure a nipple could be seen. I knew Jillian noticed when I filled her wineglass. Our eyes connected and I didn’t have to say a word. I was wearing no panties and no shoes. Jillian was dressed in a modest button up shirt and tight fitting short skirt. I wondered if her husband helped her decide what to wear. I kept the wine flowing and it wasn’t long before we had gone through a couple of bottles. I suggested that we go into the living room and watch some tv. I clicked on a porn of an older woman going down on a young girl. Jillian giggled as her husband began to kiss her. While her eyes were closed, I made my move. While he unbuttoned her top I got between her legs and pulled up her skirt. I quickly pulled her panties off and spread her legs. She began to resist. I told her to lay back and relax and enjoy herself. I knew that once I began my magic she would forget her inhibitions. She started to sit up and her husband began to kiss her again and lay her back down. I opened her legs again and spread her pussy lips. She was very wet and I knew we were on the right track. Almost the moment I put my tongue on her already hard clit she began to cum moaning loudly. I got into my toy box and by the time we were finished with Jillian, she had definitely been with a woman.

April Granny

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Mr. L and My Butt Hole

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Last night I received a call from Mr. L, Mr. L loved fucking my butt hole lol.

He was very polite and gracious about it and made me feel really good. We talked and talked for hours at length. All the while he would playfully touch and feel on my butt and stick his cock in and out of it. He’d play with my clit while he fucked my butt hole too. While I massaged my nipples, it felt really good too. I really enjoy anal sex it makes me feel really good. He watched as I pushed his hot cum out of my butt hole as it dripped and ran down my leg. Then once he was ready, he’d stick his cock back in. Pushing his cock in and out of my butt hole until we could both take no more. We both reached our orgasms reached together that were like an explosion made by the both of us. I can’t wait to hear from Mr. L again.

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