Merry Merry

Good Christmas Sex Tips  and Ideas

*It’s amazing what can be crammed into a really small space.

*A little piece of ribbon can really jazz up a tired old box.

*No matter how good the present inside, a little trim never hurt.

*Often the best toys do come with batteries (especially for phone sex).

*You can do a lot with red and green frosting.

*How many eggnogs does it take to make naked snow angels?

*Try a different secret Santa this year and use a blindfold.

*If you rub 2 breasts together, can you toast his chestnuts?

*You are never going to guess what a Christmas tuggie is- a snuggie for his cock! No, I am not kidding, do a Google search! It’s the, “Fuzzy sock that warms your cock”.

Keep it warm

*The best Christmas ornament this year might just be called “I Rub My Ducky”. It’s a rubber ducky vibrator, waterproof of course, dressed up to look like Santa. It comes inside a Christmas bulb for hanging on the tree (now that is a multi-tasking rubber ducky!).

*Is a vibrator that looks like Santa naughty or nice?

*The 12 Days of Christmas would be extra nice if they were different flavored lubricants!

Merry Christmas all you horny girls and boys!

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