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Saturday, August 27th, 2011
There was a young lady named Thalia,
With men she was always a failure,
But what she could do
With a male kangaroo
Quite astonished the folks in Australia!
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Saturday, August 20th, 2011
sometimes i just sit around fucking myself thinking about doing a hot 3 way call with patty.. she is one hot sexy bitch. and jenna love to fuck and suck.
I want to fuck and eat pussy.. do you want to listen to us cum? if so call me
www.phonejenna.com
866-777-7211
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Friday, August 19th, 2011
I love to put you in some diapers, and do a little adult diaper adult baby.. baby talk.. any big babies out there who want to give me a call?

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Thursday, August 11th, 2011
I love that movie 91/2 weeks with Mickey Rourke and that hot blond Kim Basinger. They made such a hot sexy little movie. Why don’t you call me and lick whip cream off my nipples.

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Saturday, August 6th, 2011
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Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
Here’s a funny little poem I got from a phone sex caller. It’s like a naughty Dr. Seuss….
I Love You YingYing Wu.
Would I do you YingYing Wu?
Would I Should I, Oh If YOu Knew!
Would I do You In the Kitchen?
Yes I would, it would be Bitchin!
Would I do You Near and Far?
Would I do you In a Car?
Would I Do You In front of Friends?
Yes I would I would and do both ends!
Would I do YOu In San Francisco?
Yes, on the Linoleum smeared with Crisco!
Would I do You In San Jose?
Yes I would, Right Now, Today!!
Would I do you now and Then?
Yes I would!
And Again and Again!
Would I do You YingYing Wu?
Yes! Up your ass!
And Make your Brown Eye Blue!
I Love you, YingYing Wu!
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Friday, June 18th, 2010
There was an old man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!”
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