(The original version of this was published on 1/04/2011)

Tom Brady in a wet tee shirt….

Tom Brady in a wet tee shirt….

Naked….

In uniform….

(I think I am obsessed)

A giant Fathead® replica of Tom Brady on the football field, about to throw a pass….

Thanks to my friends, Jason and Jerry, aka The Pervert Brothers  I can act out all my fantasies.

You can too, whenever you want.

Just follow the simple steps below:

Buy The 6’4″ Tom Brady Fathead®.

Glue and/or nail it to your wall.

(mine is in my workout room for privacy and inspiration.)

Screw VERY secure vertical handles next to his shoulders.

Screw pegs suitable for footrests at the level of his knees.

Glue a dildo harness ring over his crotch.

Accessories:

I chose a selection of dildos, a very stable stepladder,

And the obvious things like lubricants, condoms, etc.

(I needed help with the installation, and The Pervert Brothers were happy to oblige.

All they want in return is to watch me use it on occasion.)

Now I suck Tom Brady.

I hang on to those handles and I fuck Tom Brady.

I put a condom on him, bend over the stepladder and work him up my ass.

Any time….

Especially halftime….

And now here cums the Superbowl….

GO PATRIOTS!!!!

YingYing

Merry Merry

Good Christmas Sex Tips  and Ideas

*It’s amazing what can be crammed into a really small space.

*A little piece of ribbon can really jazz up a tired old box.

*No matter how good the present inside, a little trim never hurt.

*Often the best toys do come with batteries (especially for phone sex).

*You can do a lot with red and green frosting.

*How many eggnogs does it take to make naked snow angels?

*Try a different secret Santa this year and use a blindfold.

*If you rub 2 breasts together, can you toast his chestnuts?

*You are never going to guess what a Christmas tuggie is- a snuggie for his cock! No, I am not kidding, do a Google search! It’s the, “Fuzzy sock that warms your cock”.

Keep it warm

*The best Christmas ornament this year might just be called “I Rub My Ducky”. It’s a rubber ducky vibrator, waterproof of course, dressed up to look like Santa. It comes inside a Christmas bulb for hanging on the tree (now that is a multi-tasking rubber ducky!).

*Is a vibrator that looks like Santa naughty or nice?

*The 12 Days of Christmas would be extra nice if they were different flavored lubricants!

Merry Christmas all you horny girls and boys!

Brooke, Phone Sex Therapist

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(EST) Put me on a visit sexy: 5 p.m to 1 a.m./Thurs. and Fri. from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Also available by chance mornings and afternoons (I love my job!) or appointment. Cyber sex rocks too!

I’ve always loved stockings. I think they make my lovely long legs look even lovelier and even longer. What do you say, my little stocking fetish boy? I bet you’d love to run your hands and  tongue over my stocking-clad legs, wouldn’t you? Because of your nylon fetish, your cock gets hard at the mere thought of it. I would love for you to do that, too. I want to run my stocking clad feet all over your naked body. Your cock would be threatening to explode by the time I finished with you…but I still might not stop. I might keep going and going until you came all over my feet without my permission. And what would your punishment for that be? You’d have to clean up the mess you made on my stockings with your tongue. Stocking fetish fun is always more exciting with a little cum eating thrown in. Don’t worry, my dear. I have plenty more ideas where that one came from. Pick up your phone and call your MILF phone sex Patty to find out what else I’ve got in store for you.

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My first two weeks of phone sex therapy at APL have been divine! Especially with Thanksgiving coming, I have reflected on how lucky I am to be working in this community of wonderful, good hearted people.

Several of my new clients have given me permission to discuss our sex therapy sessions. The focus of my calls can be to discuss sexual needs or situations that callers would like help with. Of course I also enjoy light hearted sex play sessions- I’m an All American Girl after all!

I have spent some time with a favorite new caller named Martin who has the fairly common desire to watch his young, beautiful wife be taken by another man, especially a well endowed one! I find cuckolding fantasies to be so sexy. We’ve been discussing ways to discuss this fantasy with his wife. I have found our conversations to be quite stimulating for both of us!

Bill is another caller I’ve enjoyed meeting for sexual therapy. He is a sexual dynamo who is trying to negotiate “private time” in his study away from his wife. The locked door has brought some questions from her. We all have a need to express our sexual self, so Bill and I are discussing ways to establish boundaries.  Bill and I plan to address darker erotic desires such as strapon fantasies next.

I’m hanging my shingle out at APL at 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. On Thursdays and Fridays, I am available from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. I enjoy my job so you can often find me working outside of my schedule, and I take appointments!

Email or call me and “Brooke” your appointment with me! My snazzy new 800 number is: 1-855-211-0011  sexytalkbrooke@yahoo.com (email and IM).

Big therapy hugs-

Brooke

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011

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