Merry Merry

Good Christmas Sex Tips  and Ideas

*It’s amazing what can be crammed into a really small space.

*A little piece of ribbon can really jazz up a tired old box.

*No matter how good the present inside, a little trim never hurt.

*Often the best toys do come with batteries (especially for phone sex).

*You can do a lot with red and green frosting.

*How many eggnogs does it take to make naked snow angels?

*Try a different secret Santa this year and use a blindfold.

*If you rub 2 breasts together, can you toast his chestnuts?

*You are never going to guess what a Christmas tuggie is- a snuggie for his cock! No, I am not kidding, do a Google search! It’s the, “Fuzzy sock that warms your cock”.

Keep it warm

*The best Christmas ornament this year might just be called “I Rub My Ducky”. It’s a rubber ducky vibrator, waterproof of course, dressed up to look like Santa. It comes inside a Christmas bulb for hanging on the tree (now that is a multi-tasking rubber ducky!).

*Is a vibrator that looks like Santa naughty or nice?

*The 12 Days of Christmas would be extra nice if they were different flavored lubricants!

Merry Christmas all you horny girls and boys!

Brooke, Phone Sex Therapist

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011

(EST) Put me on a visit sexy: 5 p.m to 1 a.m./Thurs. and Fri. from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Also available by chance mornings and afternoons (I love my job!) or appointment. Cyber sex rocks too!

Sexual Counseling

Yes, I can relate this story to phone sex! I loved the news story of the Deputy Sheriff in Michigan carrying the traumatized deer off the highway to safety.

It seems to me that this man had a moment of clarity. This animal needed comforting. The deer had had a minor run-in with a car and was temporarily stunned.  He assessed her and then carried the deer to safety to a safe side of the road.  He consoled her by stroking her until she “regained her composure” and trotted off.  He reacted naturally to a being in distress.  It seems to me his response was above and beyond protocol.  And bless him for that.

There are times when we all come upon situations when we feel a need to be comforted.  Sometimes the comforting does come from the main desire of needing sexual release.  But phone sex operators have experience offering counsel and support too, all kinds of comforting. We do, and will, go above and beyond.  Please, do still call us when you have a raging hard-on! But also know we are here when you are the “deer in the headlights” and need a great orgasm plus a bit more, like a BIG HUG.

Call Brooke today for some comfort, or any of the lovely supportive APL girls.  My shingle is out from 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. You can also reach me by appointment at:  sexytalkbrooke@yahoo.com or IM me.  Also available by chance!

Brooke

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011

My first two weeks of phone sex therapy at APL have been divine! Especially with Thanksgiving coming, I have reflected on how lucky I am to be working in this community of wonderful, good hearted people.

Several of my new clients have given me permission to discuss our sex therapy sessions. The focus of my calls can be to discuss sexual needs or situations that callers would like help with. Of course I also enjoy light hearted sex play sessions- I’m an All American Girl after all!

I have spent some time with a favorite new caller named Martin who has the fairly common desire to watch his young, beautiful wife be taken by another man, especially a well endowed one! I find cuckolding fantasies to be so sexy. We’ve been discussing ways to discuss this fantasy with his wife. I have found our conversations to be quite stimulating for both of us!

Bill is another caller I’ve enjoyed meeting for sexual therapy. He is a sexual dynamo who is trying to negotiate “private time” in his study away from his wife. The locked door has brought some questions from her. We all have a need to express our sexual self, so Bill and I are discussing ways to establish boundaries.  Bill and I plan to address darker erotic desires such as strapon fantasies next.

I’m hanging my shingle out at APL at 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. On Thursdays and Fridays, I am available from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. I enjoy my job so you can often find me working outside of my schedule, and I take appointments!

Email or call me and “Brooke” your appointment with me! My snazzy new 800 number is: 1-855-211-0011  sexytalkbrooke@yahoo.com (email and IM).

Big therapy hugs-

Brooke

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011