Merry Merry

Good Christmas Sex Tips  and Ideas

*It’s amazing what can be crammed into a really small space.

*A little piece of ribbon can really jazz up a tired old box.

*No matter how good the present inside, a little trim never hurt.

*Often the best toys do come with batteries (especially for phone sex).

*You can do a lot with red and green frosting.

*How many eggnogs does it take to make naked snow angels?

*Try a different secret Santa this year and use a blindfold.

*If you rub 2 breasts together, can you toast his chestnuts?

*You are never going to guess what a Christmas tuggie is- a snuggie for his cock! No, I am not kidding, do a Google search! It’s the, “Fuzzy sock that warms your cock”.

Keep it warm

*The best Christmas ornament this year might just be called “I Rub My Ducky”. It’s a rubber ducky vibrator, waterproof of course, dressed up to look like Santa. It comes inside a Christmas bulb for hanging on the tree (now that is a multi-tasking rubber ducky!).

*Is a vibrator that looks like Santa naughty or nice?

*The 12 Days of Christmas would be extra nice if they were different flavored lubricants!

Merry Christmas all you horny girls and boys!

Brooke, Phone Sex Therapist

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1-855-211-0011

(EST) Put me on a visit sexy: 5 p.m to 1 a.m./Thurs. and Fri. from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Also available by chance mornings and afternoons (I love my job!) or appointment. Cyber sex rocks too!

Hugs from the desk of Miss Brooke:

Read a fun and informative article about there being a correlation 3 orgasms a week and 50% reduced incidence of heart attacks in men. Men who are physically fit enough to have three orgasms are less likely to be obese, have high cholesterol, high blood pressure, depression, diabetes and sleep disorders. What this correlates to is that being healthy lets you have as much sex as you want. Eat the turkey, salad, veggies (especially the greens or squash dishes) and fruit dishes. Go lighter on the other stuff. Instead of stuffing yourself fuller than the bird, take a walk afterward.

Guess where the oxygen from the aerobic exercise goes? Well, some of it will pump to your cock of course! Give me a call if you want to circulate some of that blood! Phone sex is great after the food, walk, game and all the company is gone. Therapy is in session all week for Thanksgiving. Call and put me on a visit! Your appt. is Brooked.

Brooke, Phone Sex Therapist

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011

(EST) Put me on a visit sexy: 5 p.m to 1 a.m./Thurs. and Fri. from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Also available by chance (I love my job!) or appointment. Cyber sex rocks too!

Sexual Counseling

Yes, I can relate this story to phone sex! I loved the news story of the Deputy Sheriff in Michigan carrying the traumatized deer off the highway to safety.

It seems to me that this man had a moment of clarity. This animal needed comforting. The deer had had a minor run-in with a car and was temporarily stunned.  He assessed her and then carried the deer to safety to a safe side of the road.  He consoled her by stroking her until she “regained her composure” and trotted off.  He reacted naturally to a being in distress.  It seems to me his response was above and beyond protocol.  And bless him for that.

There are times when we all come upon situations when we feel a need to be comforted.  Sometimes the comforting does come from the main desire of needing sexual release.  But phone sex operators have experience offering counsel and support too, all kinds of comforting. We do, and will, go above and beyond.  Please, do still call us when you have a raging hard-on! But also know we are here when you are the “deer in the headlights” and need a great orgasm plus a bit more, like a BIG HUG.

Call Brooke today for some comfort, or any of the lovely supportive APL girls.  My shingle is out from 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. EST. You can also reach me by appointment at:  sexytalkbrooke@yahoo.com or IM me.  Also available by chance!

Brooke

http://www.americanphonelust.com/brooke/

1-855-211-0011

Hi my name is Naomi and I love Hot Phone Sex.   I’m ready to experiment and play all types of Role Play  & games, as I have absolutely no TABOO’s.   I’d love to pretend to be Daddy’s Little Girl and take care of all your Hot Phone Sex needs and desires.  I can be your Little Girl and let you pop my cherry, or I can follow your every command.  As your little Girl, you can teach me how to suck your cock step by step.  I can take it into my hot little mouth and suck it till you cum.  I can also lick it up and down as if it were my lollipop and till it leaks pre-cum before you explode in my mouth.  You can suckle on my breast as you please.  My tight, hot pussy is also yours for the taking.  It’s nice and Hot  just like a fire and will grip your cock like a vice.  Draining the cum from cock until it squirts in my hot pussy. I’m so Hot and want to be fucked in every one of my holes.  My soft big tits are a nice place for your cock.

  You can be the first to teach me all about Anal Sex, because I think that’s Hot too!  You can take your time or be rough, as I have no Taboo’s and  because I have no TABOO’s, we can fuck all day and all night and I’m  willing to try anything with you.  So call me if you want to have some fun with me at (866)754-3769.   

I love to push my fingers inside my sloppy holes when we talk. I’m always horny and wet enough to fuck and I love to be on top, squatting over your face with my big pussy lips dangling down while you probe deep inside my wetness with your tongue. I like to be tongue fucked for a long time and have you chew on my clit before spreading my chunky thighs to mount your stiff cock. Then, imagine me bouncing on your cock and forcing it deep within my soaking cunt. Once I make you pump that creamy liquid inside me I know you will want me to sit my big plump ass on your face and demand a good rimming while the cum oozes out of my holes.

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Poor Nolan Ryan is not smiling today.
It makes me feel even guiltier about what the San Francisco Giants did to the Texas Rangers in 2010.
Sigh……

Now for something I really do understand.
QUARTERBACKS!

I think the greatest quarterbacks have several things in common.
They have good college careers…
They have offense-oriented head coaches. (More on this soon.)
And they resemble Kermit the Frog.

Joe Montana has a lot of SUPERBOWL rings and he had Bill Walsh.

Alex Smith has a lot of potential and he now has Jim Harbaugh.

Kermit the Frog is green.

There is a cosmic collision course developing here…

This is YingYing, waiting for Sunday’s game..

(to be continued..)

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Weird week in sports so I’ll be brief.
The 49ers had a BYE so I tried to watch the World Series.

Soggy musings during rain delays..
The Rangers should win because Nolan Ryan is a living legend.
And he’s cute, too!
I want to see him smile.

Meanwhile I have to sit around until Sunday  for FOOTBALL!
Hmmmm…..

Here is a helmet

Here is a football

Here is YingYing, sitting around.

I think I’d like to sit in the football!
I bet the Pervert Brothers will offer to hold it for me.
I better call them….

(to be continued)

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Happy Labor Day!  Let’s have some Labor Day PhoneSex fun together.  We can have lots of Labor Day Fucking and Sucking.  You can fuck me while I Suck off someone else.  

You can fuck me while I caress my sweet 36 FF breast.  I can suck you off while getting my clit licked by a pretty hot chick.   We can suck each other off in a sweet 69, yummy.  I can fuck your face while you suck my sweet pussy.  Whatever we chose to do for Labor Day, we can figure it out together.  I’d love to complete your Labor Day PhoneSex fantasy, no matter what it might be.  You can fuck my ass hole nice and hard or lick my pussy nice and slow.  I can finger fuck you while I jerk you off really good.  I can ride your cock and let you suck my nipples while you give me an awesome orgasm.  Either way it  goes I want to give you some Labor Day pussy and wish you a happy Labor Day!  Call me now (866)754-3769

Patty

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Last night I ate out the pussy of a granny.. I went to a retirement home and seduced this old bitch.  I fucked her right on the metal bed.. I shoved my hands way up her pussy and fisted her all night long… hell yes.. i love old pussy… but dont forget the lube… 

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