Posts Tagged ‘football’

NAKED NFL!

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

While almost everyone has seen this classic Howie Long photo…

And Rob Gronkowski does his bit for us girls…

YingYing  has an Important Question:

How cum the NFL doesn’t have naked team photos?
Like this rugged rugby team…

YUM!

Girls have no trouble getting naked with friends…

Over a drink or whatever….

And you just love it don’t you?
I know the Pervert Brothers do!

So when you watch todays games,
Remember, YingYing  is undressing all the players with her eyes.

And so are all my friends…

GO NINERS!

 

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An American Hero

Sunday, September 30th, 2012

What do these girls…

 

And this girl…

And YingYing

Have in common?

 

WE ALL WANT TO FUCK THIS MAN!!!

All through the ridiculous lockout he called the real referees
to make sure they stayed sharp about the rules…

 

And encouraged them to stay in shape…

 

So on behalf of female football fans everywhere….

Ying Ying wants to say…

ED HOCHULIE….

CUM AND GET ME!!

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GATE REDUX?

Sunday, September 16th, 2012

Jim Harbaugh…

 

Jim Schwartz…

 

“Handshake Gate”

 

If it happens again after todays game, somebody’s gonna end up looking like this..

Meanwhile, YingYings  gonna be looking like this…

Waiting for the after- game festivities
When the 49ers win again

GO NINERS!

 

to be continued….

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DAY ONE….with YingYing

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

September 9th, 2012
When The 49er’s and Packers play today YingYing will be watching

So will all of my anxious girlfriends


 

The 49ers had better fucking win!

The Pervert Brothers say we get way too anxious.
But they REALLY like our dress code……
(to be continued)

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NAKED BEAUTY….and phone sex

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Naked beauty is a joy forever

Like the naked YingYing

And Goya’sNaked Maja

And, most beautiful of all…
THE NAKED BOOTLEG PLAY
!!!

Watch for it in the postseason….

YingYing  will be watching…
With my naked baby hedgehog

(to be continued)

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FANTASY FOOTBALL??????….(and phone sex)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

The title of this post is an oxymoron
A  Fantasy  is an open fluid concept, often based on reality
Football  is a hard-hitting game that happens right now.

You can return to the same fantasy again and again
Reliving it and changing it to suit your changing needs

When a football game is over, it is over.
And we are forced to move on.

The 1967 Dallas Cowboys would have loved to change the outcome of the legendary Ice Bowl..

But that’s FOOTBALL

A horny naked girl with wide open legs can be recalled a hundred different ways

And that’s FANTASY

Brian Urlacher  tackling LeSean McCoy

FOOTBALL

A friendly blonde served up on pink satin

FANTASY

Drew Brees dropping back to pass

FOOTBALL

A girl with shocking-pink hair and heart-shaped nipples!

FANTASY
Whew!

YingYing  loves football, but I have Fantasy too!
Here I am thinking about defensive lines and penetration

The Pervert Brothers are ordinary men
And they don’t tackle people
Except me…

I always let them take me down
Because they understand penetration….
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WEEK THIRTEEN…..(& phone sex)

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Today the last place Rams (2-9)

Visit the first place 49ers (9-2)

It is a showdown of a sort….
With the division pretty much decided, the Rams, will be playing for pride alone.
This could make any team dangerous.
And three of the next four games are against division opponents
Potential grudge matches abound!
OH MY!

YingYing is looking anxious…

After all, it is WEEK 13
Visions of ttriskaidekaphobia dance in my head
Anything could happen to any team anywhere!

Let’s just take our minds off of football for a moment…

Now don’t we all feel better?
I know I do.
And the Pervert Brothers not only feel better.
They feel harder where it counts.
YingYing will be watching this game very closely…

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THE KERMIT QUARTERBACK FACTOR ………….Phone Sex.

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

This Is Tim Teebow…..

This is Kermit the Frog.

This is me, trying to see a resemblance…

I’m not sure
What do you think?
Please let me know.

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See my post from 10/29/2011
SPORTS AND PHONE SEX   

 

 

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GOOD VS EVIL (Phone sex)

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

This is a good helmet…

This is an evil helmet

These are good cheerleaders…

These are evil cheerleaders…

This is a good coach…

This is a very very evil coach….

This is one of the best YingYings I can be…

Early on Sunday, November Sixth

Good and Evil will meet..

And I will be watching!

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FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, AND FRUSTRATION

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

Weird week in sports so I’ll be brief.
The 49ers had a BYE so I tried to watch the World Series.

Soggy musings during rain delays..
The Rangers should win because Nolan Ryan is a living legend.
And he’s cute, too!
I want to see him smile.

Meanwhile I have to sit around until Sunday  for FOOTBALL!
Hmmmm…..

Here is a helmet

Here is a football

Here is YingYing, sitting around.

I think I’d like to sit in the football!
I bet the Pervert Brothers will offer to hold it for me.
I better call them….

(to be continued)

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