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Pouty Lips with Milf Patty..1-888-682-6503

Saturday, February 20th, 2016

Do you think about my bright red pouty lips?Patty_(9)[1] Remember how you looked into my eyes right before my mouth slid all the way down on your cock? You were so hard I could barely get my tongue to move, your cock filled me up so much. My slender fingers massaged your balls in perfect rhythm with my sucking up and down on your shaft. I could feel the deep ridges of your veins against my lips, making me so wet as we slipped into a 69 position, I thought I would drown you for sure. You need to feel my mouth again, you want to hear my voice talking dirty in your ear. What are you waiting for?

 

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BEAT NEW YORK!

Sunday, October 14th, 2012

YingYing  lives in San Francisco
Right near here…

Today I don’t want to even think about football or baseball until both our local teams have played their respective games…..

I get WAY TOO TENSE


See how I get all tangled up in my underwear and my hair is a mess and everything?
Here is another example of Ying in disarray…

 

 

 

What ying need is a major HOT encounter with this great athlete

 

Until both local games are over…

The Pervert Brothers wanted to help relieve my tension but they are as wound up as I am

Which is why YingYing  intends to stay calm by fucking
Shaun White all day long…

 

 

 

GO SAN FRANCISCO !!!

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An American Hero

Sunday, September 30th, 2012

What do these girls…

 

And this girl…

And YingYing

Have in common?

 

WE ALL WANT TO FUCK THIS MAN!!!

All through the ridiculous lockout he called the real referees
to make sure they stayed sharp about the rules…

 

And encouraged them to stay in shape…

 

So on behalf of female football fans everywhere….

Ying Ying wants to say…

ED HOCHULIE….

CUM AND GET ME!!

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GATE REDUX?

Sunday, September 16th, 2012

Jim Harbaugh…

 

Jim Schwartz…

 

“Handshake Gate”

 

If it happens again after todays game, somebody’s gonna end up looking like this..

Meanwhile, YingYings  gonna be looking like this…

Waiting for the after- game festivities
When the 49ers win again

GO NINERS!

 

to be continued….

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DAY ONE….with YingYing

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

September 9th, 2012
When The 49er’s and Packers play today YingYing will be watching

So will all of my anxious girlfriends


 

The 49ers had better fucking win!

The Pervert Brothers say we get way too anxious.
But they REALLY like our dress code……
(to be continued)

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NAKED BEAUTY….and phone sex

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Naked beauty is a joy forever

Like the naked YingYing

And Goya’sNaked Maja

And, most beautiful of all…
THE NAKED BOOTLEG PLAY
!!!

Watch for it in the postseason….

YingYing  will be watching…
With my naked baby hedgehog

(to be continued)

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PENALTIES & BOOTH REVIEWS…and phone sex

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

The NFL has lots of rules.
Here are a couple of  YingYings  favorite violation’s

ILLEGAL FORMATION:
There are several violations in this picture…


Officials will not tolerate formations that include
large dildos and/or farm animals.
You can lose five yards for this sort of thing.

EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION:
No more than two people can frolic together after a play
None of this kind of thing…


Penalty is usually assessed on the kickoff.

BOOTH REVIEW:
Have you ever wondered why some booth reviews take so long?

Now you know!

The Pervert Brothers think that some of my readers would like to see MY end zone
And here it is…


Have fun watching the games
I know I will…
(to be continued)

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FANTASY FOOTBALL??????….(and phone sex)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

The title of this post is an oxymoron
A  Fantasy  is an open fluid concept, often based on reality
Football  is a hard-hitting game that happens right now.

You can return to the same fantasy again and again
Reliving it and changing it to suit your changing needs

When a football game is over, it is over.
And we are forced to move on.

The 1967 Dallas Cowboys would have loved to change the outcome of the legendary Ice Bowl..

But that’s FOOTBALL

A horny naked girl with wide open legs can be recalled a hundred different ways

And that’s FANTASY

Brian Urlacher  tackling LeSean McCoy

FOOTBALL

A friendly blonde served up on pink satin

FANTASY

Drew Brees dropping back to pass

FOOTBALL

A girl with shocking-pink hair and heart-shaped nipples!

FANTASY
Whew!

YingYing  loves football, but I have Fantasy too!
Here I am thinking about defensive lines and penetration

The Pervert Brothers are ordinary men
And they don’t tackle people
Except me…

I always let them take me down
Because they understand penetration….
(to be continued)

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WEEK THIRTEEN…..(& phone sex)

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Today the last place Rams (2-9)

Visit the first place 49ers (9-2)

It is a showdown of a sort….
With the division pretty much decided, the Rams, will be playing for pride alone.
This could make any team dangerous.
And three of the next four games are against division opponents
Potential grudge matches abound!
OH MY!

YingYing is looking anxious…

After all, it is WEEK 13
Visions of ttriskaidekaphobia dance in my head
Anything could happen to any team anywhere!

Let’s just take our minds off of football for a moment…

Now don’t we all feel better?
I know I do.
And the Pervert Brothers not only feel better.
They feel harder where it counts.
YingYing will be watching this game very closely…

(to be continued)

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WHATEVER IT TAKES….Phone Sex with Ying,Ying

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

The Green Bay Packers are 9-0
The San Francisco 49ers are 8-1
Nobody else is even close.

Could it be the total nudity of the Green Bay cheerleaders?
Here they are, preparing to watch the Packers play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers..

Here is YingYing, preparing to watch the 49ers play the Arizona Cardinals

Is fanatic nudity the secret ROAD TO THE SUPERBOWL ?
Would watching your team  in the nude stop a losing streak ? (Here’s a couple of examples)
These questions are unanswerable until the end of the season.
But today’s games may provide valuable clues.
Especially if you and your buddies at the sports bars take off your clothes for your team…
And send me pictures! yingyingyumyum@yahoo.com

Meanwhile, here is a plain old picture of a plain old BEAUTIFUL girl…

 

To help you pass the time until the game…
(to be continued)

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