Archive for December, 2011

IRRESISTABLE FORCE…and phone sex

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

Since Monday, people have been saying that it is impossible to block Aldon Smith.
So I have taken a good look at this tall dark and gorgeous “Elephant Back”
And YingYing  has cum to this conclusion…

I want to block Aldon Smith!

So I have been studying a reliable BLOCKING CHART
And the Pervert Brothers and I have been practicing exhaustively!
The Brothers are exhausted but I still have some reserve for todays game…
AND, speaking of today’s game….

It has cum to my attention that Seahawk running back Marshawn Lynch

Has scored a touchdown in the last TEN GAMES!
And it is a well known fact that the 49ers

haven’t given up a touchdown ALL YEAR LONG!!

Something’s gotta give….
This very afternoon….
(to be continued)

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Christmas phone sex…with BBW_Sable

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Ho, Ho, Ho. the weather outside may be frightful, but the fire between my legs is so delightful. 

I hope you have a sexy  BBW phone sex  holiday. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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SANTA’S PICK UP LINES……Phone Sex with Milf Patty

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011


  • I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

  • Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  • I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

  • Some of my best toys run on batteries… <wink wink>

  • I see you when you’re sleeping – and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?

  • Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!

  • Wanna join the “Mile High” club?

  • That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!


    Happy Holidays through out the Season and thank you to all my loyal Customers in the past year, wishing you all health and happiness, in 2012

     





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PENALTIES & BOOTH REVIEWS…and phone sex

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

The NFL has lots of rules.
Here are a couple of  YingYings  favorite violation’s

ILLEGAL FORMATION:
There are several violations in this picture…


Officials will not tolerate formations that include
large dildos and/or farm animals.
You can lose five yards for this sort of thing.

EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION:
No more than two people can frolic together after a play
None of this kind of thing…


Penalty is usually assessed on the kickoff.

BOOTH REVIEW:
Have you ever wondered why some booth reviews take so long?

Now you know!

The Pervert Brothers think that some of my readers would like to see MY end zone
And here it is…


Have fun watching the games
I know I will…
(to be continued)

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FANTASY FOOTBALL??????….(and phone sex)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

The title of this post is an oxymoron
A  Fantasy  is an open fluid concept, often based on reality
Football  is a hard-hitting game that happens right now.

You can return to the same fantasy again and again
Reliving it and changing it to suit your changing needs

When a football game is over, it is over.
And we are forced to move on.

The 1967 Dallas Cowboys would have loved to change the outcome of the legendary Ice Bowl..

But that’s FOOTBALL

A horny naked girl with wide open legs can be recalled a hundred different ways

And that’s FANTASY

Brian Urlacher  tackling LeSean McCoy

FOOTBALL

A friendly blonde served up on pink satin

FANTASY

Drew Brees dropping back to pass

FOOTBALL

A girl with shocking-pink hair and heart-shaped nipples!

FANTASY
Whew!

YingYing  loves football, but I have Fantasy too!
Here I am thinking about defensive lines and penetration

The Pervert Brothers are ordinary men
And they don’t tackle people
Except me…

I always let them take me down
Because they understand penetration….
(to be continued)

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WEEK THIRTEEN…..(& phone sex)

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Today the last place Rams (2-9)

Visit the first place 49ers (9-2)

It is a showdown of a sort….
With the division pretty much decided, the Rams, will be playing for pride alone.
This could make any team dangerous.
And three of the next four games are against division opponents
Potential grudge matches abound!
OH MY!

YingYing is looking anxious…

After all, it is WEEK 13
Visions of ttriskaidekaphobia dance in my head
Anything could happen to any team anywhere!

Let’s just take our minds off of football for a moment…

Now don’t we all feel better?
I know I do.
And the Pervert Brothers not only feel better.
They feel harder where it counts.
YingYing will be watching this game very closely…

(to be continued)

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