Archive for September, 2010

A LOVE POEM FROM STEPHEN

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Here’s a funny little poem I got from a phone sex caller. It’s like a naughty Dr. Seuss….

I Love You YingYing Wu.

Would I do you YingYing Wu?
Would I Should I, Oh If YOu Knew!
Would I do You In the Kitchen?
Yes I would, it would be Bitchin!
Would I do You Near and Far?
Would I do you In a Car?
Would I Do You In front of Friends?
Yes I would I would and do both ends!
Would I do YOu In San Francisco?
Yes, on the Linoleum smeared with Crisco!
Would I do You In San Jose?
Yes I would, Right Now, Today!!
Would I do you now and Then?
Yes I would!
And Again and Again!
Would I do You YingYing Wu?
Yes! Up your ass!
And Make your Brown Eye Blue!

I Love you, YingYing Wu!

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I need a slave for today…

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

Are you a naughty sissy boy who needs some training by a stern, yet sexy older mistress?

Do you long to orally serve the secretary who takes care of you during the day at work and runs your errands?

I bet you long to look under her skirt so that you can see what kind of sexy panties she has on that day.

I could be that teacher or that secretary who loves to punish boys for being bad, and oh what I would do to punish your naughty cock, so call me for some kinky phone sex today.

Patty 1 888 682 6503

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I Know You’re Out There…

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

I know you surf the web, collectively stroking your cocks, looking for something to get you off…
Are you looking for something new and kinky? or, something particular? a favorite fetish that always does the trick?

What I love to do is start my phone sex calls with your favorite, reliable, comfy old fetish, and add a twist, something perverted and demented, something that makes you jump up and EXPLODE.
something so hot and dirty your whole body shakes…

Of course, that is how the addictions always begin.

Are you brave enough to find out? Call me…Patty 1 888 682 6503

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Getting Men Off!!!

Friday, September 10th, 2010

I have always been what one would call “boy crazy”.
I had my first boyfriend in kindergarten…..well, that is the first boyfriend I can remember. I probably had one at an even younger age!

There is nothing better than a cute boy that you have a crush on & that you feel all flutterly about inside.

I love flirting with men. I love knowing I can get a guy turned on so quickly!

Men are so weak…..especially when it comes to a hot girl!!! I LOVE wrapping men around my tight lil’ cunt!!

Is it any wonder I grew up & became a phone sex operator? I get to do what I do best…..GET MEN OFF!!!!!!!!

I love making a man bust his nut & blow his load!!

And…..I’m good at it!

A caller told me yesterday that I was “Incredible.” He said I was “very creative & warm”. He also told me that my “voice is very engaging.”

A caller this morning reiterated the above by praising my phone oral skills. He too said I was very creative.

It feels good to have men compliment me so much & for men to tell me that they love my sexy voice.

It comes naturally to me…..being as I’ve been crazy for boys my entire life.

I love sex & I love cock!!!

It’s the perfect job for me!

Call me…..I’ll give you GOOD PHONE! Patty 1-888-682-6503

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Grocery Shopping

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

This morning I was at the grocery store. It’s been a few days since I’ve been fucked and I’m practically begging for it. I was in the fruits and vegetables aisle when I saw a young stock boy staring at me. He couldn’t be older than 21 and boy, did he look cute in that apron. I looked in my cart and realized what he was staring at. Apparently I was only stocking up on nice, thick cucumbers. You can’t blame a girl for being distracted, right? Anyway, I thought I would tease him a little bit. I picked up one of the cucumbers and on the pretense of examining it, I started stroking it nice and slow. His eyes almost popped out of his head. It made me smile so of course I started massaging it a little faster. I thought he was going to be a coward and chicken out, but instead he walked toward me and just said, “Come with me.” I grabbed my purse and left my cart, hoping I wasn’t in trouble. Maybe security cameras caught me or something. Not that I was doing anything illegal but you never know. I followed him to the back of the store and he pulled me inside the stock room. As soon as we got to the back he unzipped his pants and pulled out his thick, hard young cock. Well of course this hot MILF needed some action so I sank to my knees and began sucking and licking that juicy cock. God, it was delicious but I knew he wasn’t going to last long so I got up and hiked up my skirt. As much as I love giving a young stud a hot blowjob, I love to be fucked even more. I spread my legs and he got the hint, slipping that cock deep inside my wet pussy. He fucked me hard until he couldn’t take it, then pushed me on my knees, pulled down my top and came all over my mature tits. It was fabulous! Until we turned and saw the manager and another stock boy standing there. I gazed up at them invitingly and you won’t believe what happened next! Call me and find out! Love, your phone sex MILF…Patty 1 888 682 6503

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