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NAKED BEAUTY….and phone sex

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Naked beauty is a joy forever

Like the naked YingYing

And Goya’sNaked Maja

And, most beautiful of all…
THE NAKED BOOTLEG PLAY
!!!

Watch for it in the postseason….

YingYing  will be watching…
With my naked baby hedgehog

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IRRESISTABLE FORCE…and phone sex

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

Since Monday, people have been saying that it is impossible to block Aldon Smith.
So I have taken a good look at this tall dark and gorgeous “Elephant Back”
And YingYing  has cum to this conclusion…

I want to block Aldon Smith!

So I have been studying a reliable BLOCKING CHART
And the Pervert Brothers and I have been practicing exhaustively!
The Brothers are exhausted but I still have some reserve for todays game…
AND, speaking of today’s game….

It has cum to my attention that Seahawk running back Marshawn Lynch

Has scored a touchdown in the last TEN GAMES!
And it is a well known fact that the 49ers

haven’t given up a touchdown ALL YEAR LONG!!

Something’s gotta give….
This very afternoon….
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PENALTIES & BOOTH REVIEWS…and phone sex

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

The NFL has lots of rules.
Here are a couple of  YingYings  favorite violation’s

ILLEGAL FORMATION:
There are several violations in this picture…


Officials will not tolerate formations that include
large dildos and/or farm animals.
You can lose five yards for this sort of thing.

EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION:
No more than two people can frolic together after a play
None of this kind of thing…


Penalty is usually assessed on the kickoff.

BOOTH REVIEW:
Have you ever wondered why some booth reviews take so long?

Now you know!

The Pervert Brothers think that some of my readers would like to see MY end zone
And here it is…


Have fun watching the games
I know I will…
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FANTASY FOOTBALL??????….(and phone sex)

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

The title of this post is an oxymoron
A  Fantasy  is an open fluid concept, often based on reality
Football  is a hard-hitting game that happens right now.

You can return to the same fantasy again and again
Reliving it and changing it to suit your changing needs

When a football game is over, it is over.
And we are forced to move on.

The 1967 Dallas Cowboys would have loved to change the outcome of the legendary Ice Bowl..

But that’s FOOTBALL

A horny naked girl with wide open legs can be recalled a hundred different ways

And that’s FANTASY

Brian Urlacher  tackling LeSean McCoy

FOOTBALL

A friendly blonde served up on pink satin

FANTASY

Drew Brees dropping back to pass

FOOTBALL

A girl with shocking-pink hair and heart-shaped nipples!

FANTASY
Whew!

YingYing  loves football, but I have Fantasy too!
Here I am thinking about defensive lines and penetration

The Pervert Brothers are ordinary men
And they don’t tackle people
Except me…

I always let them take me down
Because they understand penetration….
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WEEK THIRTEEN…..(& phone sex)

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Today the last place Rams (2-9)

Visit the first place 49ers (9-2)

It is a showdown of a sort….
With the division pretty much decided, the Rams, will be playing for pride alone.
This could make any team dangerous.
And three of the next four games are against division opponents
Potential grudge matches abound!
OH MY!

YingYing is looking anxious…

After all, it is WEEK 13
Visions of ttriskaidekaphobia dance in my head
Anything could happen to any team anywhere!

Let’s just take our minds off of football for a moment…

Now don’t we all feel better?
I know I do.
And the Pervert Brothers not only feel better.
They feel harder where it counts.
YingYing will be watching this game very closely…

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THANKSGIVING GAMEDAY REVIEW (and phone sex)

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

The Greenbay Packers Cheerleaders  spent Thanksgiving day totally naked.
All fucking day!!!!

AND  THE PACKERS  ARE STILL UNDEFEATED!!!!

The  Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader’s  wear skimpy outfits……

But if they want to clinch that  wildcard  spot they’ll have to lose even those

And now for the late game……

As you can see, YingYing  was way too shy to be naked at Thanksgiving dinner.

But that is NOT why the 49ers lost!!

If niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh

Had skipped the pregame family reunion…

And consulted The Art of WAR by the ancient and justly venerated Sun Tzu

He would have found this uncannily accurate advice…

“When playing on the road, in a hostile atmosphere,
The wise Head Coach must always be prepared to give up
125 yards and 10 points to bullshit calls by the officials”

ARE YOU LISTENING, JIM?

Sorry.
I can’t seem to keep myself from shouting.

The Pervert Brothers say nobody will be upset with me if I add this picture so everyone can calm down by masturbating to it.

Wow!
It sure works for the three of us!
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THANKSGIVING SHOWDOWN…..and phone sex

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

I am thankful for #52
Both of them…..
Patrick Willis:

And the eternal Ray Lewis

They meet on Thanksgiving night on NFL Network
I will be watching and you should too!
Bye for now….

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WHATEVER IT TAKES….Phone Sex with Ying,Ying

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

The Green Bay Packers are 9-0
The San Francisco 49ers are 8-1
Nobody else is even close.

Could it be the total nudity of the Green Bay cheerleaders?
Here they are, preparing to watch the Packers play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers..

Here is YingYing, preparing to watch the 49ers play the Arizona Cardinals

Is fanatic nudity the secret ROAD TO THE SUPERBOWL ?
Would watching your team  in the nude stop a losing streak ? (Here’s a couple of examples)
These questions are unanswerable until the end of the season.
But today’s games may provide valuable clues.
Especially if you and your buddies at the sports bars take off your clothes for your team…
And send me pictures! yingyingyumyum@yahoo.com

Meanwhile, here is a plain old picture of a plain old BEAUTIFUL girl…

 

To help you pass the time until the game…
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THE KERMIT QUARTERBACK FACTOR ………….Phone Sex.

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

This Is Tim Teebow…..

This is Kermit the Frog.

This is me, trying to see a resemblance…

I’m not sure
What do you think?
Please let me know.

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See my post from 10/29/2011
SPORTS AND PHONE SEX   

 

 

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SOME GIRLS GIVE THEIR ALL!

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

As of this writing:

The Titans are 5-4

The Chargers are 4-5

The Redskins are 3-6

And the Cardinals are 3-6

As you can see, there is nothing wrong with their cheerleaders
Or is there?

Here are the Packers’ cheerleaders
Practicing a new routine….

AND THE  GREEN BAY PACKERS  ARE UNDEFEATED!!!!

Food for thought…

Here is YingYing, thinking about it

I bet you will be thinking about it too
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