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Black Men

Saturday, January 13th, 2018
There are a great many beautiful black men.
So it almost seems unfair that there is
IDRIS ELBA
When it comes right down to it, no matter what kind of man you are thinking about, it almost seems unfair that there is
IDRIS ELBA
So beautiful
So sexy
So utterly delicious.
With a voice that buckles my knees.
He was recently quoted as saying
I am aware of the effect I have on women.
I wish he was aware of the effect he has on me.
Personally
Almost everytime I masturbate

Ohhhhh yeah!  Can’t you just taste, er, see him now?

 

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YingYing Has a Girl Boner

Friday, January 12th, 2018
Asian men can be very hot lovers.
The hottest ones are usually Thai, or of Thai descent.
Check out RedTube.
Look up Keni Styles..
 
WOW!
Until he retired at the age of 35 he must have fucked hundreds of women in videos.
Not to mention the ones where he masturbates.
(What my friends refer to as “modeling his cock.”)
He has a dragon tattoo that I want to lick and kiss and nibble for days.
Not to mention nights.
And he has big ears which somehow make him almost unbearably adorable.
If there is an afterlife,  I hope I can spend some of it fooling around with men like him.
 
 
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Hot Sex With TOM BRADY, 2017….Phone Sex with YingYing

Thursday, February 16th, 2017

(The original version of this was published on 1/04/2011)

Tom Brady in a wet tee shirt….

 

Naked….

In uniform….

(I think I am obsessed)

A giant Fathead® replica of Tom Brady on the football field, about to throw a pass….

Thanks to my friends, Jason and Jerry, aka The Pervert Brothers  I can act out all my fantasies.

You can too, whenever you want.

Just follow the simple steps below:

Buy The 6’4″ Tom Brady Fathead®.

Glue and/or nail it to your wall.

(mine is in my workout room for privacy and inspiration.)

Screw VERY secure vertical handles next to his shoulders.

Screw pegs suitable for footrests at the level of his knees.

Glue a dildo harness ring over his crotch.

Accessories:

I chose a selection of dildos, a very stable stepladder,

And the obvious things like lubricants, condoms, etc.

(I needed help with the installation, and The Pervert Brothers were happy to oblige.

All they want in return is to watch me use it on occasion.)

Now I suck Tom Brady.

I hang on to those handles and I fuck Tom Brady.

I put a condom on him, bend over the stepladder and work him up my ass.

Any time….

Especially halftime….

GO PATRIOTS!!!!

YingYing

 

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BEAT NEW YORK!

Sunday, October 14th, 2012

YingYing  lives in San Francisco
Right near here…

Today I don’t want to even think about football or baseball until both our local teams have played their respective games…..

I get WAY TOO TENSE


See how I get all tangled up in my underwear and my hair is a mess and everything?
Here is another example of Ying in disarray…

 

 

 

What ying need is a major HOT encounter with this great athlete

 

Until both local games are over…

The Pervert Brothers wanted to help relieve my tension but they are as wound up as I am

Which is why YingYing  intends to stay calm by fucking
Shaun White all day long…

 

 

 

GO SAN FRANCISCO !!!

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NAKED NFL!

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

While almost everyone has seen this classic Howie Long photo…

And Rob Gronkowski does his bit for us girls…

YingYing  has an Important Question:

How cum the NFL doesn’t have naked team photos?
Like this rugged rugby team…

YUM!

Girls have no trouble getting naked with friends…

Over a drink or whatever….

And you just love it don’t you?
I know the Pervert Brothers do!

So when you watch todays games,
Remember, YingYing  is undressing all the players with her eyes.

And so are all my friends…

GO NINERS!

 

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An American Hero

Sunday, September 30th, 2012

What do these girls…

 

And this girl…

And YingYing

Have in common?

 

WE ALL WANT TO FUCK THIS MAN!!!

All through the ridiculous lockout he called the real referees
to make sure they stayed sharp about the rules…

 

And encouraged them to stay in shape…

 

So on behalf of female football fans everywhere….

Ying Ying wants to say…

ED HOCHULIE….

CUM AND GET ME!!

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JUST COUNT THE RINGS!

Sunday, September 23rd, 2012

It is so obvious that the 49ers

Are going to crush the Vikings

That YingYing  is writing about something else…

One of my callers persists in telling me that Peyton Manning

 

Is a better quarterback than Joe Montana was..

 

The pictures above say it all.
SO THERE!
Sigh

On a nicer note, YingYing  wishes to join Alex Smith

In congratulating the
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS..

Who clinched the National League West Division Championship today!

The Pervert Brothers tell me that while this is a very nice post and they totally agree with every word,
There just aren’t enough naked girls on it.

YingYing  thinks they’re right

So here you go…

 

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GATE REDUX?

Sunday, September 16th, 2012

Jim Harbaugh…

 

Jim Schwartz…

 

“Handshake Gate”

 

If it happens again after todays game, somebody’s gonna end up looking like this..

Meanwhile, YingYings  gonna be looking like this…

Waiting for the after- game festivities
When the 49ers win again

GO NINERS!

 

to be continued….

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DAY ONE….with YingYing

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

September 9th, 2012
When The 49er’s and Packers play today YingYing will be watching

So will all of my anxious girlfriends


 

The 49ers had better fucking win!

The Pervert Brothers say we get way too anxious.
But they REALLY like our dress code……
(to be continued)

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PLAYOFFS….and phone sex

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

This post was going to be about two sets of  Smith Brothers
Andrew and William of cough drop fame…

 

And Alex , Aldon  and Justin of the 49ers

But the games have got me so wound up that my fingers are tongue-tied!
So I am going to stay more or less calm for the next few hours by looking at a beautiful woman..

 

She is married to an NFL quarterback so we can all masturbate to her pictures and still stay on topic!

She has much bigger tits than YingYing and a very nice ass….

The Pervert Brothers say they prefer YingYing’s  tits but I figure it is a matter of taste and we all know that perfection takes many forms….

 

Here is YingYing  displaying her flip side….

 

This weekend the competition is all on the football field
Not on my blog

The Pervert brothers are already enthusiastically enjoying this post!
You should too…
Somehow, we all gotta make it to Gametime
(to be continued)

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