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A LOVE POEM FROM STEPHEN

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Here’s a funny little poem I got from a phone sex caller. It’s like a naughty Dr. Seuss….

I Love You YingYing Wu.

Would I do you YingYing Wu?
Would I Should I, Oh If YOu Knew!
Would I do You In the Kitchen?
Yes I would, it would be Bitchin!
Would I do You Near and Far?
Would I do you In a Car?
Would I Do You In front of Friends?
Yes I would I would and do both ends!
Would I do YOu In San Francisco?
Yes, on the Linoleum smeared with Crisco!
Would I do You In San Jose?
Yes I would, Right Now, Today!!
Would I do you now and Then?
Yes I would!
And Again and Again!
Would I do You YingYing Wu?
Yes! Up your ass!
And Make your Brown Eye Blue!

I Love you, YingYing Wu!

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