Archive for January, 2012

TOM BRADY Redux!….Phone Sex with YingYing

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

(The original version of this was published on 1/04/2011)

Tom Brady in a wet tee shirt….

Tom Brady in a wet tee shirt….

Naked….

In uniform….

(I think I am obsessed)

A giant Fathead® replica of Tom Brady on the football field, about to throw a pass….

Thanks to my friends, Jason and Jerry, aka The Pervert Brothers  I can act out all my fantasies.

You can too, whenever you want.

Just follow the simple steps below:

Buy The 6’4″ Tom Brady Fathead®.

Glue and/or nail it to your wall.

(mine is in my workout room for privacy and inspiration.)

Screw VERY secure vertical handles next to his shoulders.

Screw pegs suitable for footrests at the level of his knees.

Glue a dildo harness ring over his crotch.

Accessories:

I chose a selection of dildos, a very stable stepladder,

And the obvious things like lubricants, condoms, etc.

(I needed help with the installation, and The Pervert Brothers were happy to oblige.

All they want in return is to watch me use it on occasion.)

Now I suck Tom Brady.

I hang on to those handles and I fuck Tom Brady.

I put a condom on him, bend over the stepladder and work him up my ass.

Any time….

Especially halftime….

And now here cums the Superbowl….

GO PATRIOTS!!!!

YingYing

 

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PLAYOFFS….and phone sex

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

This post was going to be about two sets of  Smith Brothers
Andrew and William of cough drop fame…

 

And Alex , Aldon  and Justin of the 49ers

But the games have got me so wound up that my fingers are tongue-tied!
So I am going to stay more or less calm for the next few hours by looking at a beautiful woman..

 

She is married to an NFL quarterback so we can all masturbate to her pictures and still stay on topic!

She has much bigger tits than YingYing and a very nice ass….

The Pervert Brothers say they prefer YingYing’s  tits but I figure it is a matter of taste and we all know that perfection takes many forms….

 

Here is YingYing  displaying her flip side….

 

This weekend the competition is all on the football field
Not on my blog

The Pervert brothers are already enthusiastically enjoying this post!
You should too…
Somehow, we all gotta make it to Gametime
(to be continued)

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Strap-On Phone Sex with Milf Patty…

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

I keep asking my boyfriend if he’d be interested in some strap-on sex sometime, he seemed really hesitant about it, thinking it would make him less of a man. I mean we’ve had some anal sex before, but nothing with a strap-on. Well being the naughty girlfriend that I am, I finally decided to take control of the situation and bought us a really hot strap-on! When he came home from work the other night, I led him into the bedroom and told him we were going to have some nasty anal sex tonight, but it was for the both of us ;).  He seemed intrigued after all, and so I put on the strap-on! Boy did I fuck him good with it!! I think it was the best anal sex he’d ever had!

Want the best strap-on phone sex you’ve ever had? Call me…..



Patty

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NAKED BEAUTY….and phone sex

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Naked beauty is a joy forever

Like the naked YingYing

And Goya’sNaked Maja

And, most beautiful of all…
THE NAKED BOOTLEG PLAY
!!!

Watch for it in the postseason….

YingYing  will be watching…
With my naked baby hedgehog

(to be continued)

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